Monstermon Cards

Back of a Monstermon Card

Monstermon Cards (often known as Talismans) act as collectibles. In the first game, there are 25 cards in total for the player to collect. The player can collect all 25 cards from McGlob's Silly Meals, completing character tasks, and certain locations throughout the school. They can be used to unlock the secret ending off of Nugget's mission, also known as the Talisman Run, which acts as sort of the "final ending".

List of Cards

Kindergarten

In their debut, the cards are kept in the inventory as items, and have to be brought home at the end of the day in order to add them to the circle of cards in the protagonist's bedroom. In the hint menu, each card has a hint with a corresponding number.

Starting from the first blue card, going clockwise, the list of cards are as follows:

Blue

Number	Name	Image	Description	Hint
5	Shroom Turtle		This is a Shroom Turtle card. It's a guy who ate some shrooms and now he thinks he's a turtle.	Buggs will give you Shroom Turtle if you give him either a flask or breathalyzer at recess.
1	Cactus Outlaw		This is the Cactus Outlaw card. No one knows which is more shocking; the crimes he's committed, or that he's a sentient cactus.	Buggs will give you Cactus Outlaw if you give him cigarettes.
2	Freezy Guy Jim		This is the Freezy Guy Jim card. He's probably the coolest guy named Jim you'll ever meet.	Freezy Guy Jim is in one of the cubbies.
4	King Tower Beetle		This is the King Tower Beetle card. He's just a regular beetle that lives in the King's tower.	Nugget will give you King Tower Beetle if you give him a magnifying glass during morning time.
3	Martian Orb Man		This is the Martian Orb Man card. He comes in peace but those orbs make a lot of people really uncomfortable.	Martian Orbman is hidden in Buggs' secret stash. You can access it by stabbing Buggs and following him out to the hallway.

Green

Number	Name	Image	Description	Hint
9	Really Bright Star		This is the Really Bright Star card. It actually burned out decades ago. It's just really far away.	The teacher will give you Really Bright Star if you dump the blood on Cindy instead of Lily at recess.
8	Oh Faka Tornado		This is the Ohfaka Tornado card. It has been said that people being sucked into it are compelled to say its name.	Cindy will give you Oh Faka Tornado if you find out what happened to her dog instead of getting something gross from the closet.
7	Literally Grass		This is the Literally Grass card. It's literally grass. That's all.	Literally Grass is hidden behind the playground.
6	Giraffe Serpent		This is the Giraffe Serpent card. It's a snake with a really long neck...or body...we can't tell.	Cindy will give you Giraffe Serpent if you give her a pill while playing house.
10	Doom Jelly		This is the Doom Jelly card. Goes perfectly with doom peanut butter.	Cindy will give you Doom Jelly if you put gum in Lily's hair and get back to her during lunch.

Yellow

Number	Name	Image	Description	Hint
25	Blue Eyes Gold Dragon		This is the Blue Eyes Gold Dragon card. Please don't sue.	You get Blue Eyes Gold Dragon after completing Lily's mission.
22	Faptain Calcon		This is the Faptain Calcon card. He'll show you his moves, but you probably don't want to see them.	Faptain Calcon is in your silly meal from special lunch with the teacher.
21	Holy Knight		This is the Holy Knight card. He would have been a priest, but then he found out that aren't allowed to court women.	You can buy Holy Knight from Monty during recess for $15.
24	Magical Airship		This is the Magical Airship card. No one knows where it takes its passengers because none of them have ever returned.	Magical Airship is inside the silly meal Monty sells at lunch. Show it at show and tell to get it.
23	Wall of Castle		This is the Wall of Castle card. Too often walls get overshadowed by the castles they protect. Well not this time!	Wall of Castle can be found in the trash can in the principal's office.

Purple

Number	Name	Image	Description	Hint
20	Uneaten Cake		This is the Uneaten Cake card. Looks like your mom didn't show up at the party.	The lunch lady will give you Uneaten Cake if she thinks you went through 3 helpings of slop.
19	Spiky Flim Flam		This is the Spiky Flim Flam card. Its flim is far sharper than its flam.	The principal will give you Spiky Flim Flam if you tell him you were fighting with Billy over Monstermon cards.
17	Man-With-Long-Arm		This is the Man-With-Long-Arm card. A freak accident gave his arm incredible length, but took it from...somewhere else.	The janitor will give you Man With Long Arm if you show him Jerome's hall pass.
16	Eye of the Buttholder		This is the Eye of the Buttholder card. The art for this card is just a zoomed in picture of the back of a cat.	Eye of the Buttholder is in one of the boxes in the bathroom.
18	Evil Thwarter		This is the Evil Thwarter card. It doesn't thwart evil. It's a thwarter that is evil.	The janitor will give you Evil Thwarter if you get Cindy to eat one of his Biscuit Balls.

Red

Number	Name	Image	Description	Hint
13	Cyclops Duckling		This is the Cyclops Duckling card. It's not a species or anything. It's just a duckling that had its left eye pecked out by a bigger duckling.	Cyclops Duckling can only be found by solving Jerome's riddle at recess.
15	Oglebop Golem		This is the Oglebop Golem card. No one knows what Oglebop really is, but everyone is too afraid to ask him.	The Oglebop Golem is hidden underneath Nugget's lunch table.
14	Sneaky Snake		This is the Sneaky Snake card. It is so sneaky, we're not even sure if this is a picture of it.	Sneaky Snake is hidden in a box in the janitor's closet.
11	Tornado Fly		This is the Tornado Fly card. This fly can generate tornadoes by flapping its wings. They're not very big cause he's a bug.	Unscrew the air vent in the hallway with the screwdriver to get Tornado Fly.
12	Wizard Worm		This is the Wizard Worm card. Not to be confused with Mage Maggot or Sorcerer Serpent.	Wizard Worm is in the Nugget Cave next to the skulls.

Kindergarten 2

In Kindergarten 2, a new battle and collection system was added. Monstermon cards are reclassified as collectibles rather than inventory items, and are added to the collection as soon as they are picked up for the first time. They are still referred to as "Talismans" by Nugget. A fast-paced card minigame was added to play during Recess and cards were given a place on your shelf to view and add to your deck.

This time, there are a total of 50 Monstermon cards, which are placed in colored rows. Hints are unlocked after completing Creature Feature, but are only displayed for cards that have not yet been collected. The cards are as follows, ordered top to bottom and left to right:

Blue

Image	Icon	Name Type	Effects	Description	Hint
		Celestial Slug Magical	1] Deal 2 Damage. 1> Reduce a Red Monstermon's Damage by 3.	"It travels from galaxy to galaxy very slowly. It still hasn't left the one it was born in."	After unscrewing Monty's wheelchair, return to the playground during gym.
		Hard Boogar Beast	2) Deal 4 Damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"There's an odd satisfaction that comes with his removal"	Located on the side of the building by the handicap ramp.
		Bucket O Water Magical	1] Deal 2 damage, +2 damage if your last discarded card is Blue. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"Devolves into a regular bucket when he tips over"	In the janitor's cleaning cart in the janitor's closet.
		Pale Tuna Fish	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Red Monstermon's damage by 3.	"A great white fish for those who have trouble catching whales"	Given by Nugget for giving Tenders. Tenders is given by Agnes for giving her nuggets.
		Ultralodon Fish	3] Deal 6 damage.	"At the top of the top of that food chain. It only eats megalodons."	Given by Dr. Danner in science class by showing him the leg from the Nugget Cave.
		Carnivorous Nimbus Beast	2] Deal 4 damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"It's known to eat birds and aircraft. They are commonly found over the Bermuda Triangle."	Given by Buggs for giving him a soda in the gym.
		Tiny Squid Fish	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Rad Monstermon's damage by 3.	"This picture was taken using 1000x magnification."	Given by Dr. Danner by taking a slide from his fish tank and examining it under a microscope.
		Coral That Looks Like Hand Odd Shape	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Blue (must show your hand to opponent). 2> Block a Red Monstermon.	"It isn't a hand, but it has been known to grab people, which is weird because coral isn't supposed to do that."	Given by Carla for beating her in a Monstermon battle.
		Hermit Frog Beast	0] Deal 1 damage. 3> Reflect a Red Monstermon.	"It was raised by crabs and has adopted their style of living."	Located in the cubby during morning time in Ms. Applegate's classroom.
		Castle Of Sand Artifact	2] Deal 3 damage, +2 damage if you have less HP. 3> Reflect a Red Monstermon.	"Built on the beach during low tide, it refused to die when the water came."	Located at the top of the rock wall during recess.

Red

Image	Icon	Name Type	Effects	Description	Hint
		Man on Fire Unfortunate	1] Deal 2 damage, +2 damage if your last discard card is Red 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"Does anyone want to help him?"	Given by Monty for helping him make pills.
		Chair of Spikes Artifact	2] Deal 4 damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"It's still more comfortable than most chairs in schools."	Located in the couch in the girls' bathroom.
		Cigaretmon Magical	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduca a Green Monstermon's damage by 3.	"Does damage by giving his opponents lung cancer."	Given by the hall monitor for giving him a lighter during the lockdown.
		Dune Worm Beast	3] Deal 6 damage.	"It eats large amounts of dirt, like that one weird kid we all know."	Given by Nugget for helping him win a game of dodgeball.
		Stressed Llama Beast	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Green Monstermon's damage by 3.	"He works 60 hour weeks and has a messy roommate."	Given by Ted for killing Ozzy.
		Cyclops Duckling Beast	0] Deal 1 damage. 3> Reflect a Green Monstermon.	"It's not a special breed of duckling. It just had its eye pecked out by a bigger duckling."	Revealed after solving the swing puzzle.
		Teenage Mutant Zombie Humanoid	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Green Monstermon's damage by 3.	"He doesn't fit in with the zombies or the mutants."	Given by Nugget for beating him in a Monstermon battle.
		Lonely Dragon Beast	2] Deal 4 damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"He used to be less lonely, but his wife took the kids when she left."	Given by the hall monitor for giving Smoky. Smoky is given by Agnes for giving her a burger.
		Million-Head Hydra Beast	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Red (must show your hand to opponent). 2> Block a Green Monstermon.	"There might not actually be one million heads. It's probably closer to a dozen."	Given by Ozzy for beating him in a Monstermon battle.
		Dab Hero Humanoid	2] Deal 3 damage, +2 damage if you have less HP. 3> Reflect a Green Monstermon.	"A totally lit Monstermon fam. Capable of making opponents shook."	Given by Jerome for helping him get the ball from Carla.

Green

Image	Icon	Name Type	Effects	Description	Hint
		Monstrous Flytrap Plant	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Blue Monstermon's damage by 3.	"The only known species of plant to actually hunt down its prey."	Given by Dr. Danner for feeding his plant correctly.
		The Tallest Tree Plant	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Green (must show your hand to opponent). 2> Block a Blue Monstermon.	"If you climb all the way to the top, you can see your house no matter where it is."	Located in the beehive after it's shaken down.
		Chill Stump Plant	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Blue Monstermon's damage by 3.	"He's such a cool guy, he gets invited to all the parties. Too bad he can't go cause he's stuck in the ground."	Given by Dr. Danner for actually taking an interest in plants.
		Gnome of Garden Magical	2] Deal 4 damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"A tacky addition to any team."	Revealed in the teacher's lounge after replacing the yellow flower with a blue one.
		Ofaka Tornado Magical	1] Deal 2 damage, +2 damage if your last discarded card is Green. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"Anyone who sees it is compelled to say its name."	Given by Carla for helping her build a bomb.
		Literally Grass Nothing Special	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Reduce a Blue Monstermon's damage by 3.	"It's just grass. Mow it regularly."	Given by Monty for negociating well when selling Felix's...stuff.
		Doodoo Bug Insect	2] Deal 3 damage, +2 damage if you have less HP. 3> Reflect a Blue Monstermon.	"Be grateful these cards aren't scratch and sniff."	Given by Ozzy for giving him toilet paper in the bathroom.
		Mystical Tomato Vegetable	0] Deal 1 damage. 3> Reflect a Blue Monstermon.	"The key ingredient in mystical ketchup."	Located behind the lunch counter in the back corner.
		Hissing Fauna Beast	2] Deal 4 damage. 1> Reduce any Monstermon's damage by 1.	"He's not so bad once you get past the hissing...and kicking...and awful personality."	Given by Monty for beating him in a Monstermon battle.
		Legendary Sword Artifact	3] Deal 6 damage.	"It deal extra damage when wielded by someone who has never been hurt in their entire life."	Revealed after solving the woods puzzle by the handicap ramp.

Yellow

Image	Icon	Name Type	Effects	Description	Hint
		Golden Dewdrop Magical	2] Heal 4 HP if your last discarded card is Blue. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"He was not brought about by any sort of shower"	Given by Jerome for beating him in a Monstermon battle.
		Zen Octopus Beast	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"Capable of doing yoga better than any other being in existence."	Given by Nugget for giving him a fidgety spinner during morning time.
		Forbidden Book Artifact	1] Swap Mana with your opponent. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"It contains the answers to any test you might take, at the cost of your soul."	Located in the red book in the principal's office.
		Marshmallow Magical	3] Swap HP with your opponent. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"Squishy and yummy and sentient. Eating him might be unethical."	Given by Cindy for beating her in a Monstermon battle.
		Pot of Grease Artifact	2] Heal 4 HP if your last discarded card is Green. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"Allows you to draw two heart attacks into your body."	Given by Cindy for giving her Gravy. Gravy is given by Agnes for giving her a vegan meal.
		Lamb With Cleaver Beast	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is Red. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"This is one lamb worth silencing."	Given by the Janitor for helping him cover up some murders.
		Treasure Chest Artifact	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is Blue. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"No one knows what's inside, but it's heavy enough to do some damage when chucked at an opponent's head."	Given by Felix for completing 'Cain's Not Able.'
		Mr. Nice Guy Humanoid	2] Heal 4 HP if your last discarded card is Red. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"He's a nice guy capable of wooing m'lady."	Given by Bob for telling him about the janitor's plan during morning time.
		The Slurper Disgusting	5] Deal 8 damage. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"SLURP SLURPITY SLURP SLUUUUUUUUURP"	Located in the back corner of the principal's secret lab.
		Rare Jewel Artifact	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is green. 1> Block a Purple Monstermon.	"If it had been left on the grill a little longer, it would have been a medium-rare jewel."	Given by Felix for beating him in a Monstermon battle.

Purple

Image	Icon	Name Type	Effects	Description	Hint
		Onion Vegetable	1] Deal 2 damage. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"He'll make you cry...by beating you senseless."	Located in Ozzy's lunch bag.
		Killer Eye Organ	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Red (must show your hand to opponent). 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"It sees all, knows all, but cannot tell all for it does not have a mouth."	Given by Buggs for getting his knife back.
		Purple Plush Magical	3] Swap HP with your opponent. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"A creepy doll that's a must have for any deck or bad scary movie."	Located in the toy chest during gym.
		Spiky Flim Flam Beast	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is Red. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"No one knows exactly what a Flim Flam is, but this is apparently a spiky one."	Given by Buggs for beating him in a Monstermon battle.
		Monster Ghost Beast	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Green (must show your hand to opponent). 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"For when a monster or ghost hiding under your bed isn't enough..."	Given by Monty for giving him Penny's laser module during morning time.
		Knight Who Turned Evil Humanoid	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is Blue. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"He was good, but then something cliched happened and now he's not."	Given by Ted after showing him Felix's contract during morning time.
		Evil Thwarter Beast	1] Gain 3 Mana if your last discarded card is Green. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"He doesn't thwart evil, he's a thwarter who is evil."	Given by Agnes for beating her in a Monstermon battle.
		Mysterious Package Artifact	1] Swap Mana with your opponent. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"You would probably know what was in it if you didn't steal it off someone's porch."	Located in the box Billy was hiding in.
		Oglebop Ogre Beast	2] Deal 3 damage, +3 damage if your hand is all Blue (must show your hand to opponent). 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"We still don't know what Oglebop means, but apparently it contains a subspecies of ogres."	Given by the janitor after he unclogs the toilet while gaining custody of Cindy's doll in Opposites Attract.
		Dank Magician Magical	5] Deal 8 damage. 1> Block a Yellow Monstermon.	"The ultimate wizard in terms of drugs and memes."	Given by Lily for saving the school.

Trivia

• Most of the Monstermon Cards are references to something.
  • Monstermon, itself, is a reference to Pokemon and Digimon.
  • "Faptain Calcon" is referencing Captain Falcon. Furthermore, it's description is a reference to his iconic line from Super Smash Bros: "Show me your moves!".
  • "Blue Eyes Gold Dragon" is referencing Yu-Gi-Oh!'s famous Blue-Eyes White Dragon (The description even says "Please don't sue"). Furthermore, Billy mentions the rarity and expensiveness of the card, referencing the existence of only 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons in the anime's storyline.
  • “Sneaky Snake” is a possible reference to Snake, the protagonist of the Metal Gear Solid games.
  • "Ofaka Tornado" is a play on "Oh f***, a tornado!".
• Note that in the main menu, the Complete Collection of Monstermon cards is face down, different than the displays of the cards individually.
• When showing a Monstermon Card for Show and Tell, Ms. Applegate will reply: "A Monstermon Card? Oh come on. You have to be more creative than that. | We're gonna skip you. Who's next?". This implies that Monstermon cards have been brought for show and tell in the past.
• The card icons are identical to the layout of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.
• Literally Grass is a joke card in which as the name implies, it is literally grass.
• The Giraffe Serpent might be a reference to the Pokemon, Girafarig with how the design of the card looks, and how it has "Giraffe" in its name.